This Day in History

On this day in history in 1633, Galileo Galilei arrived in Rome to begin his trial for heresy for proposing that the Earth orbits the sun. In 1992, he was formally and publicly cleared of wrongdoing. That's 359 years. However, the Church does not really move that slow. In 1822, they lifted the ban on the Galileo's work containing his theory. That's only 189 years.

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect had intended for us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

Happy Darwin Day

Darwin Day expresses gratitude for the enormous benefits that scientific knowledge, acquired through human curiosity and ingenuity, has contributed to the advancement of humanity. Start planning now for next year's bicentennial. It is going to kick ass!


Today also is Abraham Lincoln's birthday so you have two reasons to celebrate.

Real quotes

One thing that has been in discussion lately is how the Founding Father of the U.S. really felt about Christianity. First, we have to take this in context. They had their own bunches of nutjobs to onsider. And while, for their time, they might have seemed extreme, those old nutjobs are nothing like the crackpot Xian extremists running loose today. Some of them, like the Army of God fuckers, need to be caught and executed on the spot. While we're at it, grab those sub-humans in the Jesus Camp movie, too.

Anyway, the FFs were Deists. That means, they believed that Gawd did his business and then was hands-off. What man does with his life is up to man, so let's make the most of it and do our best.

But what did they really have to say? These are excerpts from a wonderful collection of quotes at Gods4suckers.Net


Benjamin Franklin - Inventor, Foundating Father
“The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason.”
“Lighthouses are more helpful than churches.”


Thomas Jefferson - American president, author, scientist, architect, educator, and diplomat.
Deist, avid separationist.
“Religions are all alike - founded upon fables and mythologies.”
“Question with boldness even the existence of God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the
homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear.”
“Millions of innocent men, women, and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burned, tortured, fined, and imprisoned, yet we have not advanced one inch toward uniformity. What has been the effect of coercion? To make one half of the world fools and the other half hypocrites.” [Notes on Virginia]


Abraham Lincoln - American president
John T. Stuart, Lincoln’s first law partner: “He was an avowed and open infidel, and sometimes bordered on Atheism…He went further against Christian beliefs and doctrines and principles than any man I ever heard.”

Joseph Lewis quoting Lincoln in a 1924 speech in New York: ” The Bible is not my book nor Christianity my profession. I could never give assent to the long, complicated statements of Christian dogma.”


James Madison - 4th American president and political theorist.
“In no instance have...the churches been guardians of the liberties of the people.”


John Adams - 2nd President of the United States
“The divinity of Jesus is made a convenient cover for absurdity.”


Epicurus - Ancient Greek philosopher who was the founder of Epicureanism, one of the most popular schools of Hellenistic Philosophy.
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”


Ambrose Bierce - American writer
Author of The Devil’s Dictionary. Here are some entries:
“PRAY: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.”
“FAITH: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.”
“RELIGION: A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.”
“OCEAN: A body of water occupying about two thirds of a world made for man- who has no gills.”
“SAINT: A dead sinner revised and edited.”


Lucius Annaeus Seneca “the Younger,” - Roman stoic philosopher, writer, and politician
“Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.”


Gallus Petronius - Roman courtier and wit .
“It is fear that first brought Gods into the world.”


Herbert George “H.G.” Wells - English author
“I do not believe I have any immortality. The greatest evil in the world today is the Christian religion.”


H. P. Lovecraft - American author
“We all know that any emotional bias — irrespective of truth or falsity — can be implanted by suggestion in the emotions of the young, hence the inherited traditions of an orthodox community are absolutely without evidential value…. If religion were true, its followers would not try to bludgeon their young into an artificial conformity; but would merely insist on their unbending quest for truth, irrespective of artificial backgrounds or practical consequences. With such an honest and inflexible openness to evidence, they could not fail to receive any real truth which might be manifesting itself around them. The fact that religionists do not follow this honourable course, but cheat at their game by invoking juvenile quasi-hypnosis, is enough to destroy their pretensions in my eyes even if their absurdity were not manifest in every other direction.”


Ferdinand Magellan - Explorer
“The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church.”


Richard Dawkins - British ethologist and popular science writer.
“We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.”


Frank Zappa- American composer, guitarist, singer and satirist.
“If you want to get together in any exclusive situation and have people love you, fine — but to hang all this desperate sociology on the idea of The Cloud-Guy who has The Big Book, who knows if you’ve been bad or good — and CARES about any of it — to hang it all on that, folks, is the chimpanzee part of the brain working.” [The Real Frank Zappa Book, (”Church and State” chapter) by Frank Zappa and Peter Occhiogrosso, p. 301]


George Carlin - comedian
“Religion is just mind control.”


Jodie Foster- Actor
““I absolutely believe what Ellie [Arroway, the atheist astronomer in the movie “Contact”] believes–that there is no direct evidence, so how could you ask me to believe in God when there’s absolutely no evidence that I can see? I do believe in the beauty and the awe-inspiring mystery of the science that’s out there that we haven’t discovered yet, that there are scientific explanations for phenomena that we call mystical because we don’t know any better.”


Just a few. Check out the rest.

The incomparable Henry Rollins

Spotted on bynkii.com.
I wonder which episode this is from? I hope a new season has not started yet because one of my minions will be in a world of hurt if it is so.


Now this one, I remember from the end of last season. The point here is about freedom. Religion does not offer freedom to the individual so it might be an alien concept to some.

Thought for the Day

A comment by the late, great Dave Allen:

If you cannot laugh at your own religion, then you cannot laugh at yourself.


By extension:

If you cannot laugh at yourself, they you can never be a complete person.

How does the saying go?

Oh yeah: omnia ergo quaecumque vultis ut faciant vobis homines et vos facite eis haec est enim lex et prophetae



This is one of the few genuine truths of xianity.

Cartoon by Don Addis

Time-Life Music presents "Atheist Country"

This 666 song collection features classic and modern artists.

You'll hear Tiger by the Tail by Buck Owen,

I've - got - a - tiger by the tail, and it's a-twitchin'. //
I know that fucker's gonna spin around and gore me. //
And as my soul departs by badly, ripped-up body, //
I'm fucked, 'cause there ain't no Gawd. //
Yes, I'm fucked, 'cause there ain't no Gaw-d!

Travellin' Jesus by Geff Mack,

I've lied everywhere, man, //
I've lied everywhere. //
I tell 'em hokum-pokum //
And they fall for it, I swear.


and Ring of Fire by Jonny Cash

I fell in-to a burning ring of fire. //
It was normal fire 'cause //
there ain't no power high'r //
And it burned, burned, burned, //
like normal fire, like normal fire.


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My UFO Theory

Es gibt sehr einfact zu verstehen: sic enim dilexit Deus mundum ut Filium suum unigenitum daret ut omnis qui credit in eum non pereat sed habeat vitam aeternam. To the other inhabited worlds in the universe, he gave superior intellect, advanced civilization, and deep space travel technology. Then, in a sort of Scared Straight type of program, they come to Earth.

The Naked Prey - Central American Style

Over the holiday break (a belated Happy Saturnalia to everyone), I finally managed to make time to watch Apocalypto. I liked it. I like those fun-loving Central American cultures anyway. It some respects, they are more advanced than us and they have a religion that is fun, not the boring, sanctimonious bullshit that is Christianity. I digress.

Most of the cast did a good job. The leader of the raiding party was my personal favorite. His intensity was palpable. The star from the village was not quite as good as the leader but good nonetheless.

When the movie reaches the point that the group is being released from bondage and it is finally the chance of our man from the village to make his attempt, the first thing that popped into my mind was The Naked Prey. One man fleeing, a group in pursuit, and killing off his pursuers one by one. It doesn't have the same ending and there certainly are other "pursuit" movies but I see the parallels. Since I am talking about parallels, the beginning of the film reminds me now - not then - of the opening of Akira Kurosawa's Ran.

I did read that there was criticism from groups about the movie. Of course, there is. What a bunch of whiny shits.

It paints them as savages.
No. The film is a tiny slice of time. Only stupid motherfuckers would make the association of a dire situation with a constant lifestyle. Read a fucking book about them and learn for yourself.

It did not highlight their achievements in mathematics or astronomy.
That was not the reason for the story. Actually, it did highlight their understanding of astronomy. When the eclipse occurs, the king and the other guy (the Head Chac, maybe - I honestly don't know), give each other knowing nods of what the king will do next. The king plays his people like saps, especially when he knows that the event is about to end. Hmm, that sounds familiar.

Is no one else tired of the constant whining of groups when their constituent group is slighted in the least. Unless it is blatantly untrue, shut the fuck up, will you.

So long as I am here, the other guy, who stands to the left of the king and queen after the ritual, with the giant things with huge feathers - again, is he the Head Chac? - he definitely wins the 2000's Decade Academy Award for Best Hat in a motion picture. The king was close but nothing like the winner.

Watch it. It's available on Blu-Ray. (Fuck Universal).

I give it four skulls.

What's wrong with this picture?

I'll give you a hint. One of them prays to a carved piece of wood and practices cannibalism. It's okay, the cannibalism is a tradition.

Now for today's philosophical quandary: What is the actual difference between the two system depicted? Here's a hint: nothing.