2008/06/18

I am completely convinced now

http://www.buytalkingjesus.com/

Wait a minute. Isn't this an idol? Uh oh.
Wait a minute. Jebus is the son of Gawd. Gawd said, "thou shalt have no other gods before me." Uh oh. Does that mean that anyone who worships Jebus is being naughty?
Where is the black Jebus? Where is the hispanic Jebus who speaks spanish? Where is the Eastern Orthodox Jebus? Where is the Jebus who speaks Aramaic? Where is the Jebus who speaks ancient Greek? Does this Jebus have a penis? Does this Jebus tell children "not to have sex but your mommy and daddy will burn in Hell because they did?"



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