Taber-chuckles: Philosophical Question Time

Now that we know the answer, what is the question?

* What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
* Who farted?
* Do you want fries with that?
* An invisible man / sleepin' in your bed. / Who you gonna call?
* Train A leaves town A and travels at 50 miles per hour towrds town B. Train B leaves town B 43 minutes later and travels at 77 miles per hour towards town A. Train B has to slow down to 49 miles per hour for a distance of 13851 feet. Town A and Town B are 637.29 kilometers apart in a straight line. How long will train B travel before it passes train A?
* Where are the car keys?
* Who's the black private dick / That's a sex machine to all the chicks? Ya damn right!
* Who left their underwear on the ceiling fan?
* Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
* Do you know the way to San Tropéz?
* How can something like the Jena 6 occur in a civilized society?
* Would you like to subscribe to the New York Times?
* Do you have a reservation?
* Cash or charge?
* What time is it?
* What would Jesus do? (Hmm. Would Jesus do Jesus? Is that auto-erotica or something along the lines of servicing Jesus? Both of those are a sin so someone is going to Hell. Perhaps Jesus would create another Jesus but then which one do you worship? Now there are two and one of the commandments is to have no other, so now that this is a polytheistic system, it is a moral crime to pracice it. Wow.)
* Blondes, brunettes, ravens, or reds?
* Is it live or is it Memorex--?
* Are those tits real?

I feel so enlightened.